“Instead of Sir Alex - Lawyer, instead of Beckham - Arshavin, and leave the boot”

The increased density in the Premier League table provokes fans of all teams to evaluate any failure as a catastrophe of almost universal proportions.

AS ALWAYS

All worked well. Only now no one played football today. Yes, in general, not only today.
Smith, guest of ZIA (“Zenith”)

HUNCHED FROM WORK

The whole team dragged a heavy piano across the field. At the same time, Arshavin actively portrayed, and he only clung to the leg of the instrument.

Doctor, guest ZIA (“Zenith”)

SENDED KAZACHOK

It can be seen that Andryusha loves money more than Zenith. And sometimes a crazy thought flashes through me: does he have any sponsorship contracts with Spartak and horses. Like, you play through the sleeves, and we replenish your score.

Ulisses, guest ZIA (“Zenith”)

WHO IS BIGGER?

It would be possible for Chavet to enter the prize for the goal and assists in the contract. Moreover, the prize money with such an expectation that he could potentially block the salary of Tymoshchuk. So that he himself became the designer of his happiness.

Smith, guest of ZIA (“Zenith”)

SEARCH FOR REASONS

I imagine how the talented but razdolbayskim manager, designer, writer created all the conditions for work, and then when he scores for work, they do not ask him, but think: maybe he should change the color of the pen or put three instead of two secretaries?

doost, guest ZIA (“Zenith”)

TWO VARIABLES

According to Arshavin. There was a well-known case in history: the dressing room after the match, Sir Alex Fergusson, the boot, Beckham's mug. It is necessary to change the characters: instead of Sir Alex - Lawyer, instead of Beckham - Arshavin, and leave the boot.

alexagp, guest ZIA (“Zenith”)

NEW SYSTEM

You will score as much as you can, and to score with you is not a royal matter.

ST, guest ZIA (“Zenith”)

WINTER OR SUMMER

Only one desire: that there was no question of any extension of the contract with a lawyer. It's awful to see how he can’t do anything at Zenit. I came to a very decent team, which had its own problems, but there was a lot and good. Destroyed all the best that was, without doing anything, without offering anything in return. He made an expensive standing sludge from the playing team. The stubborn can’t. Ideally - change in the summer. In the worst case, in winter.

Sprut, guest ZIA (“Zenith”)

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

Even in all circumstances: points lost due to stupidity, judicial errors, the complete absence of a bench - we still come first. What does it mean? This means that we can only lose the championship ourselves, no one will win against us. All in our hands.

The () ne, guest Red-Army (CSKA)

NEW OPPORTUNITIES

And I’m divorcing this woman every day ... I crawl home, slightly defrozen (something is hot today), my wife, of course, does not talk. She is not a young lady, therefore she has her own oddities, one of which does not like herself in football, nor football in herself. But this is not so bad. She doesn’t really like football in me either. Especially on Saturdays, when I fill it to the very top. So, tensing up in anticipation of the attendants, “you ruined my whole life,” I go home. So what? A damn thing. Well, I think, tell me now only about my life that I’ve killed, your mother (full of fools), the cottage ... well (when will I asphalt it?), I’ll say what I think. Is silent. The hour is silent. One and a half. After the second hour, opens his mouth. And she asks echidnenko like this: “How did you play?” And in my own words, there were people on duty “Yes, you get in the ass with your dacha, I’m not your tractor, my surname is Fedorov, not Konev - you don’t need to ride me.” Well, and dumped automatically. Here is an idiot. It turns out she watched on TV. And rejoiced in secret. And, for a quarter of a century, I know, I bought a check. And I ... Now, silent again.

Father Fedor, guest Ofi.est (CSKA)

SUSTAINABLE DESIGN

How many more main players do the horses need to be removed to make this noticeable in the game? So far - imperceptibly. Honestly upset. He believed in a "horse" sunset, but what he saw today clearly did not confirm this.

VicSM, guest BB (Spartak)

NEWS FROM THE FIELD

My wife, Katerina, and I, in the Dynamo T-shirt, surrounded by Wiggles, who were sick of my insolence. True, in view of the 35-degree frying, the T-shirt had to be kneeling by the 15th minute and crushing the public with the look of a hundred kilograms of Dynamo meat and hidden intelligence. I note the positive qualities of Samara fans. There were no arrogant screams in my area for the entire game, while celebrating goals scored against Dynamo, a clumsy apology followed. My bursts of delight and the cries of half of mine were perceived with dignity. On both penalties no doubt of their legitimacy was noticed.

Anstrong, West Tribune Guesthouse (Dynamo)

CONTINUOUS PESSIMISM

Until you remove Shokh, do not expect anything good. Neither the game, nor the normal players, nor the coach. In general, in my opinion, the level of the championship of Russia is not that it has fallen - it just collapsed. 1/3 of the championship has passed, but there’s simply nothing to remember ...

Arti, guest of the Rostov Network Maniacs ("Rostov")

CRY FROM THE HEART

I have no words! The team just went crazy. I saw the game in the morning, or rather, its miserable semblance, when the zero “Ruby” rolls the standing “Ray”. The team does not want to play, just does not want to. And this with such salaries of these assholes. One thing is clear - their nonsense attitude to the result, to the team and to us, the fans. “Ray” demonstrates anti-football, which causes ridicule of Moscow comments in its address. And with this football this team dishonors our city, our region and us, fans all over the country. And what do we hear in response? That they lack motivation. What are you talking about, Mr. Pavlov? What the hell motivation? Have you won the Czech Republic eight times? Or KUEFA? Or maybe they pay you little money or delay your salary? Yes, these players so much regional dough hawala! The bitches relaxed completely. Or maybe your training conditions are bad? Maybe you do not live for a month in Bor near Moscow and do not fly to matches on charter flights? What conditions do you still need? In short, traitors, in a word.

Sanya, guest SUNSTRIKE ("Luch-Energia" )

EVERYTHING BY MEASURE

Watching Nalchik - “Rostov”. The endless "judge -" Tridvaraz "unsuccessfully tries to drown out some commentator. And you want to, patronizing your father on the shoulder, say: play, they say, guys, try, grow above yourself. And you will have a chance to play football with refereeing Merck. And not current in Paris. In the meantime, excuse me, there aren’t enough measurements for everyone, we have a northern country, the measurements are ripe poorly, some zuevs with small depleted ones are growing and earning.

Father Fedor, guest Ofi.est (CSKA)

ONE FOR ALL

For me, teams should not write complaints at all; Well, judge, well, “Tridvaraz” is mistaken ... Megastars, too, from two meters into the empty net do not fall. But how to ensure impartiality and a guarantee against the order of a judge? The same teams and nurtured, and fed. One of the unofficial rules was to work with the referees, and even in home matches the referee was almost supposed to provide the hosts with the desired result. Naturally, it is not easy for the same judges to wash themselves, even if they judge fairly, and mistakes are made out of sight. After all, they all gave, and everyone knows that they took it. Yes, bullshit, soon unqualified judges will end. All teams will play in one stadium at 10 o’clock, at 12, at 14, and there will be one referee at all matches.

Shpala, guest "Aha" ("Locomotive" )


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