“I want to congratulate the fans of Spartak. Never before has their favorite club been so much like MJ

The synchronous-devastating defeats of “Spartak” and “Manchester United” prompted the activists of the fan-made online guest to practice the epitaph genre.

Worse Worse

While Vladimir Grigoryevich is flowing around (and with him all the “red and white” ones), I would like to recall the match, which struck into my memory as the most shameful. 04/21/02. “Spartak” - CSKA - 0: 3 with four shots in the direction of the goal of CSKA. A disgrace that 55 thousand people saw. I almost cried then. And I thought that Spartak could not hold the worst match. But yesterday, he practically repeated it. It is a pity that this season we fail on all fronts. In all likelihood, we will have neither the Cup, nor the second star, nor victory over the sworn. With such a game, nothing shines.

curtain, guest BB (Spartak)

ROTATION AGAINST SELECTION

Today we were blown up not by “suckers”, but by rotation. In my opinion, it will constantly bang while it will be. Moral: constant rotation may be worse than failed selection.

Diesel engine, guest BB (Spartak)

PLAGIARISM

Bullshit. So steel was tempered.

Buts, guest BB (Spartak)

MAGIC FOOTBALL

I'm sitting. I am suffering. Parts of the soul and heart irrevocably occupied by football vibrate and shimmer. Mostly from empty to empty, which exacerbates the suffering. How do you want to quickly reduce the distance between your head and football truth. It is advisable, especially not straining. Yeah! I know! Stauche is to blame! Here Styopa [Pletikosa] in seven matches conceded three goals. Stauche came, and Styopa misses three in one game. He came and spoiled us Stepa. To drive! Fedotov is old, starr, carr, car ... Or imbued with the power of simple manipulations: buy-sell, remove-deliver, drive-call? Nothing happens! His Majesty Football has long been unacceptable to me with such thoughts. He protects himself from such clever men, who understand his secrets. Unnatural human ergonomics, the foot ball game protects its entropy, which mercilessly bumps on the back of any mortal who dares to think that he understood something, even if he himself was Sir Alex. In a misunderstanding of the buzz, this must be understood. I’ll catch now.

terpila, guest BB (Spartak)

AS GREAT

The example of Manchester United shows only that the club, which recently made 7: 1 and is one step away from the championship, can lose 0: 3.

pakhan47, guest BB (Spartak)

BORN

On this wonderful evening, I want to congratulate the fans of Spartak. Never before has their favorite club been so much like MJ.

Alexander Z. , guest Ofi.est (CSKA)

Assault on sleepy

I think this is unfair. “Lokomotiv” against the youth team “Spartacus” was supposed to put the youth team too. And so - as usual: the lion did not die, he was tired and lay down to rest, and the vile jackals strive to kick ...

mcsimov, guest of Red-Army (CSKA)

BALM ON THE HEART

You look at the Champions League, and it does not matter who is to blame - Shavlo or someone else. And in general do not care about the entire Russian championship. I just want to have fun.

sevastopol, guest BB (Spartak)

VICTORY CRACK

It is interesting, which of the Russian players can familiarly pat (almost crack a crack) like that on the face of his head coach? Gattuso is burning.

SlayeR-FCSM, guest BB (Spartak)

PETERSKY PROBLEMS "MU"

Just “MJ” had its own Shirl - Fletcher and Jin - Heinze. And with such players it’s not enough to win against Milan, but even the goal against Milan is impossible to score. This is not dead Newcastle.

Jazz, guest ZIA ("Zenith")

ATHENS WAVE

When Kaka left the corner to the right of van der Sarah, for some reason I recalled the final episode of Dragon Kiss. Remember when Jet Lee sticks a needle in the neck of Chekki Kari. He is still alive, but does not understand that he is already doomed. It was the same yesterday. Not for a second did she leave confidence that Milan would go further. And from the "Kiss of the Dragon" the bridge spans over to the classic, to the "Iliad." If I had a penchant for sculpting, I would definitely create my own sculpture group Laocoon and Sons, in which I would put the heads of Sir Alex, Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo to the suffocated Laocoon and his children. Well, strangler snakes would have the heads of Ancelotti - the mastermind - and Gattuso - the main performer of the idea. In general, if we continue the theme of ancient mythology, then Manchester United appeared like Antey, drawing strength from his old lawn Old Trafford. And the mythological theme is all the more appropriate since the finale will take place in Athens.

Valdemaar, the guest of Saturn

NOT FOR THOSE PAIN

After two nightmares and the disgusting mood and chronic lack of sleep earned in this regard, I withdraw from doubling the GDP for tomorrow.

alexagp, guest ZIA ("Zenith")

BECAUSE THAT AND THEN

The superfinal because the superfinal, and then the superfinal, then the superfinal, because it is the only one. And just the match “Manchester United” - “Chelsea” only in May, two times will be. The Champions League final is not to be repeated after the championship of any island nation.

Jazz, guest ZIA ("Zenith")


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