TWO IN ONE
Dolmatov is just a non-luck coach and an unhappy person. Plus Ash’s non-luckiness * - and we have an explosive mixture of bad luck.
olesya, guest of “Locomotive”
SIGN OF FATE
From the cycle "entertaining statistics". Today’s result, Dolmatov sent Shinnik to the first league.
Snork, guest "Armored train" ("Locomotive")
TRADITION OR IMPROVEMENT?
Interestingly, did he put on a hat-cockerel of the Department of Internal Affairs **, or did Loko advise the image maker? To return to the origins to designate.
Chegevara, guest Ofi.est (CSKA)
CENTURY LEARNING
Maybe we should send a team led by a coach to a seminar? Something like "How to keep the score, bitch, after ninety minutes."
xJ, guest ZIA (“Zenith”)
AWL ON THE SOAP
What to think about a lawyer, I don’t even know. It seems that the man is trying, doesn’t look at training through a telescope - he leads. That is, the football god should reward him. But no, not rushing. We had Prushnik and Shabashnik, and now - Oprushnik and the Hard worker.
score, guest ZIA (“Zenith”)
INSPECTOR
I hope that Dick, our Lawyer, will finally begin to slowly realize what he has plunged into. This is not executive Korea and burgher Holland. This is a Russian rebellion, by definition, meaningless and merciless. But well paid.
Oblomov, guest ZIA (“Zenith”)
DO NOT CHANGE ARSHAVIN!
All 15 tower coaches know Zenit as flaky. Much better than Lawyer knows him (I hope so far). Therefore, after Arshavin’s replacements, they’re not afraid of anything at all, and they are driving the drill forward. Even the half-dead Shava, lying in the center of the field under a dropper, causes them a numbing horror. Like Viy.
Parishioner, guest ZIA (“Zenith”)
LATEN PATIENCE
Only the lazy did not speak out about the identity of our captain over the past three years. And few, like me, tried to justify it. But, you know, everyone is given some kind of limit of patience. My limit, apparently, has dried up this Sunday. Radimov’s rudeness cannot be justified by emotionality. Poking fingers into Barrientos's face or a vile attempt to plant Rebezh's legs is over the edge. You won’t leave a good memory about yourself. Apparently, it will do without a farewell match.
Primorets , guest ZIA (“Zenith”)
RECIPE
Drop by drop, squeeze drop by drop from themselves losers. No other is given.
Cyril, guest ZIA (“Zenith”)
SUBSTANTIVE ISSUES
In connection with my confidence in mathematics as the queen of all sciences, I am going to make mathematically verified bets in London bookmakers. However, for this I do not have enough information regarding the “Instructions of Vneshtorgbank on bonus payments for Dynamo players.
1. If the winning goal is scored by an opponent in their own goal, will he receive 50 thousand cu?
2. If the winning goal is scored by the referee of the match, will he receive 50 thousand cu?
3. If the winning goal is scored by a side referee, he will receive 50 thousand cu or 25 thousand cu?
4. If a goal is scored correctly but canceled by a judge, is it payable?
5. In the event of a technical defeat of the opponent (0: 3), will someone receive 150 thousand cu?
6. In the event of a technical defeat for Rubin (0: 3) due to the exhaustion of the legionnaires, will the Moldovan-Russian citizen Gatskan be awarded?
Uncle Borya, guest Torpedo
CAN NOT WAIT TO
Your “we won't fly out” inspired ... “When his beloved wife was strangled with him, he stood beside him and persuaded: be patient, maybe everything will work out!” E. Schwartz, “Ordinary Miracle”.
AFAT, guest Torpedo
COUNTING TO LUISERS
We were pleased with the songs during the break. "Do not be sad…". Yeah, in the subject.
Dmitro, guest "Torpedo"
SYSTEM "PLUS-MINUS"
No Akhmetyanov is the third scorer of the team. According to the new progressive scoring system, points go to minus points for those players whose fault the team missed. So, Akhmetzyanov’s indicator is this: -5.
Kazantype, guest " Amkara "
Definition
What is football? How would you explain? In short, this is when twenty-two people do not drink, do not smoke, monitor their health and are constantly involved in sports. And thousands of other people support them, drink, smoke, spoil their nerves and health.
No one, guest "Locomotive"
SHORT DICTIONARY OF GUEST:
* Ash - Vladimir Eshtrekov.
** ATS - Oleg Vasilievich Dolmatov.