TORPEDO READY FOR THE FIRST LEAGUE
In fact, the formation of the squad under the first league by Mishin is almost complete. All that remains is to sell Borodin, Budylin and Zyryanov.
Ilya (Biryulyovo) , guest Torpedo
ABOUT RESET PETRENKO
We are a team - a storm of coaches! It seems that this is not the first time that after losing to us, the coach leaves.
Benrob, guest of "Rostov"
SEMIN AND TORPEDO
What is the difference between 4th 14th place? There will still be no medals. The coach does not need to be changed - it will not be better, especially for Semin - I don’t understand how it is possible - “Torpedo” and Semin. Is that Shpalych immediately make Torpedo champion.
slava , guest Torpedo
EXCURSION TO HISTORY
Interesting parallels are visible. Exactly 30 years ago, Dynamo became the spring champion, we - the autumn. Only Torpedo and Dynamo from Moscow teams did not fly out of the tower. So, apparently, either we “both fly” or stay a couple. If they fall to Amkar tomorrow, the first is more likely.
SAAr , guest Torpedo
“TORPEDO” FULFILLS AN ORDER
And recently, a young lohomotsky fan who was familiar to me (young one because there were practically no Lokomotiv fans during my youth) stated that the Torpedo leadership was carrying out some general plan to reduce the Moscow representation in the PL (they don’t seem to want to disobey can not). Absolute nonsense! But other information clearly explaining how to make complete shit out of a normal team played in one preseason, unfortunately, is not.
Alex-48 , guest "Torpedo"
WHY ALEKSHINA IN THE FIRST LEAGUE?
But was Aleshin going to the first league for any reason? Or is everything just happening by gravity at Torpedo? Although, damn it, all the extraordinary players of the Soviet era from there. Voronin, Streltsov, Ivanov ...
Pablo, guest " Amkara "
“TORPEDO” AND “TORPEDO-METALLURG”
But after Torpedo lost to Rostov at home, I felt uneasy. Horror. We will fight for survival with the Moscow teams. Mom dear, this is a thriller! And if the “Torpedo” in the last rounds begins to be pulled by the ears, like the “Torpedo-Metallurg” once ?! Nightmare...
Kazantype, guest " Amkara "
SO RESCUE?
Premier League expand or not?
GRIZZ (T) , guest "Torpedo"
Rostov Euphoria
Ours are getting closer to the Champions League ...
Chavez, guest "Rostov"
FAREWELL TOUR “SHINIKA”
After our shouting “first league” to them, these pieces @@@ and, apparently, finally realized that they were flying out and decided before using their fascinating trips to Chita and Khabarovsk to use their last chance to run across the field in a submarine match and show on TV .
Parabellum, the guest of Saturn
NO MERCY
There is nothing to say here - they stood and poured the match. Persistent. From start to finish. Curved passes 10 meters away from the player can be forgiven only in case of victory. Pedestrians.
Vladimir, the guest of Saturn
SMILE FROM A FRIEND
My girlfriend before the match said: there will be a draw, because Darkin will not let Moscow down, politics, @ la. Argued. But when Gerus missed such a strange goal, there was no attack at all, and our magnificent midfielders did not hit on goal from profitable
positions, then I remembered the words of my girlfriend and was depressed, and after the match I received an SMS from her - a smile.
brando , guest "Ray of Energy"
BIG SPORTS
I found the formula on the site of the city champions in futsal 7x7, which I think I can apply to any team and calculate who I want. The formula is:
(SMUM + SPUM - PSPAiN) * KV * UZP
-------------------------------------------------- ----- = BSH
KD * UNP
SMUM - Aggregate Minimum Mastery Level. The same skill that you won’t drink (expressed as a percentage of the standard. The standard is football player Sergei Gorlukovich during his best game for Novosibirsk Chkalovets-Olympia).
SPUM - Aggregate Ultimate Mastery Level. This is the maximum level of the game that the team is able to demonstrate in their best days (again, as a percentage of the standard, which is the game of the Chelsea team from the city of London, in the UK).
PSPAiN - Ultimate Addiction to Alcohol and Drug Consumption. Reflects the percentage of harmful impurities in the blood of players before a responsible game.
KV - Coefficient of Understanding. (from 0 to 1: when zero, everyone hits nowhere, confuse the gates and players and swear loudly; and when one - on the contrary, complete understanding and agreement).
KD - Number of Dolb @@@ ov. (indicator from 0 to 11, reflecting the number of Dolb @@@ s that appeared in the team in a single match) *.
UZP and UNP - Healthy Po Level @@@ zma and Unhealthy Po Level @@@ zma.
BSSC - Big Sports Happiness.
* It should be noted that when the CD is zero, the BSH rushes to infinity.
Valery Petrovich , guest "Amkara"